Born 905,476,267,434,346,357,436,563 years ago, Criss was born into the village of Leaf...or Cloud....or Sand....DANGIT WHERE THE %$#&$#%#$%&&! WAS THIS GUY BORN!?!?? Ok...we will go with cloud. Anyways, Criss was a kaguya......right? Bah forget it he can be a nara if I want him to be. Criss was destined to be kage, the only problem was, he had no stats. First he had to be genin. He took the test and immediatly failed with a 0. He used oiroke no jutsu on the teacher and quickly jacked the answers while the teacher was staring at him and went back to his desk. He copied down all the answers and used oiroke no jutsu once more as he gave his test to the teacher and put the answer sheet back on his desk without the teacher seeing. Criss was now a genin and ready to become a chuunin. He was training one day and accidentally fell asleep while making bunshins and when he woke back up, he had a 5.67043e+008 genjutsu level. Now, he took the chuunin test and just needed to kill one person. He quickly saw an akimichi and thought "This fatty can't out run my shibari!" Criss used his shabari and extended it but the akimichi rolled into a ball and rolled off while Criss was chasing it with his shibari. After about 2 hours, the akimichi rolled into a tree and Criss' shirbari caught up and quickly started neck binding. Criss' shibari had not killed the akimichi after about an hour so then Criss took a nap and when he woke up, he had finally killed the akimichi. Criss runs up to get the scroll and out of no where, richie runs up and jacks it! As richie is running, Criss asks richie what a square root is. Richie looks down at the plants, checking to see the shape of the plants roots. Criss then runs up and jacks richie's scroll as Richie is looking down and now becomes chuunin. He now kage challenges kite. Criss uses his 40578034850934850934850934850349850 gen and chakra to hold and neckbind kite. Criss then waits 5 years and kite finally looks like hes going to die. Kite now bijuu heals and gets back to half health. Criss then uses oiroke no jutsu. As kite is hypnotized, Criss hits him with another shibari and neck bind and kills kite before he wakes up.