Criss, some stupid aburame, born into that ghetto rock village was now ready to become kage. But first, he had to become genin. And after repeatedly failing the genin exam with a score of 0 he had to find another way to pass the test. He then figured out that putting the same choice for all the questions would not help him pass the test if it didnt pass it for him the first time. After wasting 1,334,554,532,632 more years of his life guessing, he finally became genin. Now, that he was genin all he needed was chuunin and he could make an attempt to become kage. One day he entered the chuunin exam and saw that his opponent was kite. And Criss thought to himself, "How am i going to beat this guy who just trains 24/7?" And only one word came to mind, h4x!. After kite was beaten his last words were "zomg joo use uber l33t h4x >_>......liez!" Criss then jacked his scroll and ran for the exit and became chuunin. Now, he had to think of a plan to defeat the legendary kage of the ghetto rock village.....Chewyy! After failing in a kage challenge 5 times, he came up to his sensei and said, why do i keep losing? I have the hottest weapons and know all his moves but he still seems to one hit me with his rasengan. His sensei says "Lolz you must train to be able to beat him...every ninja knows that." Criss says, "Stupid sensei im not paying you to give me lame advice!" And the sensei says, "Your not even paying me at all." So Criss wanders around trying to find a new sensei. Sure enough, there was only one sensei that would take Criss, and it was Richie. Criss says "Ok...why do i keep losing every single kage challenge i dont get what im doing wrong?" Richie says "Yu need to tran to b stroonger tan him" Criss says "Fine...I dont get how this is going to work but I'll try it. Criss then trains as much as he can and then challenges Chewyy a year later for the last time. As the battle goes on, Criss summons his roaches. After jacking all of Chewyy's chakra and hitting 3's for an hour, Chewyy decides to start trying. Chewyy then uses a taren ken and leaves Criss at 1 health. He looks at Chewyy and it seems like he has over 1 million health still. Richie then jumps in and hits him with his 999,999 damage rasengan and leaves Chewyy at 1 health as well. Then i thought of what i could use to get the first hit in. Then i looked up front and saw my bugs were still hitting 3's which then killed him. The Criss jumped for joy and finally became kage.
what does that role playing character haveto do with his aburame in NC and nkm, first off his real aburame was in cloud not stone, and it went akat, so that has nothing to do with the role playing character, and in the role playing character, he never said he was going to make an aburame, your just assuming hes going to make one?
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Mclovin World Says: he just hacked menzu and changed my name and put me in cloud agian
i was still learning a few things from zarcon and kageri about naras....lemme see u take him on now.Besides,what good would your aburame to my aburame,it may not be the best but its got better stats and power.You failed again!
what does that role playing character haveto do with his aburame in NC and nkm, first off his real aburame was in cloud not stone, and it went akat, so that has nothing to do with the role playing character, and in the role playing character, he never said he was going to make an aburame, your just assuming hes going to make one?
Dude screw you...i was speaking to an ass$hole named Criss,why does the things i say got to concern you? Btw dont tell me because he is related to you because it still doesnt concern you jackas$.
who do you think got him shukaku when he couldnt get it and he was near lvl 200? then everyone was saying criss's aburame was only good because he had the perfect combination of an aburames chakra absorbtion and shukakus ultimate defense. His aburame had a weakness, only, no one was smart enough to figure it out.
And if his character was indeed as horrible as it was, then how did he kill kazuma by himself? i dont this some one as pathetic as you describe criss could ever be possible to do something like that. Sure criss's bugs would chase him down but kaz could 1 hit the bugs and also with a bijuu, he moved faster than them too.
-- Edited by Insert_Name_Here at 19:25, 2007-08-04
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Mclovin World Says: he just hacked menzu and changed my name and put me in cloud agian
Criss's aburame was 10x weaker than Titanic's one,and he only made one on 3.99 and it was the best one he ever made.Comparing his aburame and criss's,there is no chance he would win.Titanic's chakra blast was overpowered and his suna rasihin.
Criss's aburame was 10x weaker than Titanic's one,and he only made one on 3.99 and it was the best one he ever made.Comparing his aburame and criss's,there is no chance he would win.Titanic's chakra blast was overpowered and his suna rasihin.
