Criss, now a kaguya, was thinking of which village he wanted to join. He looked at about 3 different villages and all of them were too ghetto. Then, he gazed up and noticed the cloud village. "Wow this is pimp!" he thought. He now joined cloud village. First, he decided to become genin. He walks in confident and somehow fails the test without a score. The second time he takes it, he tries to kill the teacher to have him cheat his way into becoming a genin. But every time he used his dances, they didnt hit for anything. Criss walks up to his sensei and asks "How come my dances hit 0's on everyone i use them on?" His sensei replies "Because white boys can't dance!" Criss says "Racist!, that isn't true!(he thinks the sensei is right but won't admit it) He then walks off. He thinks to himself "I have to be black if i want my dances to hit for anything. So then, he decides to get a tan. His dances still hit nothing. After that, he decided to tan even more to where he couldnt even be seen at night. He also got grills and piercings. "There, I should be able to dance fine now that im black!" he says. He tests his dance on Menzu and accidentally hits over a million and kills him. Now, with his strong dances, he kills the genin teacher and becomes genin and ofcourse owns everyone in the chuunins. Now, he was destined to be kage, but there was one problem. The kage, was Kite! Kite was twice as strong as Criss so it would be impossible to win. Criss still had one dance he needed to learn and with that, he might be able to beat kite. He then took dance class 5 times a week and learned "That ghetto dance thingy (dance 5)" A week after that dance was learned, he goes up to Kite, asking for a kage challenge. "Hey kite, i want to challenge you," Criss says. "Rofl," says kite. "I'll beat you...." Criss replies "I have a new dance" And then kite answers "Liez you can't beat me! But whatever, I'll have a fun time killing you" As soon as the kage challenge starts, Criss uses That Ghetto Dance Thingy (dance 5) hitting 2.345e+009 and one hits kite. ">_>". "Zomgz joo h4xer," Kite screams as he dies. Criss has finally became kage of Cloud Village!
Criss, now a kaguya, was thinking of which village he wanted to join. He looked at about 3 different villages and all of them were too ghetto. Then, he gazed up and noticed the cloud village. "Wow this is pimp!" he thought. He now joined cloud village. First, he decided to become genin. He walks in confident and somehow fails the test without a score. The second time he takes it, he tries to kill the teacher to have him cheat his way into becoming a genin. But every time he used his dances, they didnt hit for anything. Criss walks up to his sensei and asks "How come my dances hit 0's on everyone i use them on?" His sensei replies
"Because white boys can't dance!"
Criss says "Racist!, that isn't true!(he thinks the sensei is right but won't admit it) He then walks off. He thinks to himself "I have to be black if i want my dances to hit for anything. So then, he decides to get a tan. His dances still hit nothing. After that, he decided to tan even more to where he couldnt even be seen at night. He also got grills and piercings. "There, I should be able to dance fine now that im black!" he says. He tests his dance on Menzu and accidentally hits over a million and kills him. Now, with his strong dances, he kills the genin teacher and becomes genin and ofcourse owns everyone in the chuunins. Now, he was destined to be kage, but there was one problem. The kage, was Kite! Kite was twice as strong as Criss so it would be impossible to win. Criss still had one dance he needed to learn and with that, he might be able to beat kite.
He then took dance class 5 times a week and learned "That ghetto dance thingy (dance 5)"
A week after that dance was learned, he goes up to Kite, asking for a kage challenge. "Hey kite, i want to challenge you," Criss says. "Rofl," says kite. "I'll beat you...." Criss replies "I have a new dance" And then kite answers "Liez you can't beat me! But whatever, I'll have a fun time killing you" As soon as the kage challenge starts, Criss uses That Ghetto Dance Thingy (dance 5) hitting 2.345e+009 and one hits kite. ">_>".
"Zomgz joo h4xer,"
Kite screams as he dies. Criss has finally became kage of Cloud Village!
LOL hahahaha i laughed the entire time reading that. That is almost as good as dinner's. Yours is way more funny than his but his actually is similiar to the show.
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Mclovin World Says: he just hacked menzu and changed my name and put me in cloud agian
